Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Long Video about ants
Probably the most awesome video about ants ever. I would watch it on your lunch break.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQERRbU23bU
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Busted Exchange Server
Read this post, help me fix it:
http://communities.vmware.com/thread/181468?tstart=0
http://communities.vmware.com/thread/181468?tstart=0
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Smart Dolphins
Deep thinkers: The more we study dolphins, the brighter they turn out to be.:
At the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies in Mississippi, Kelly the dolphin has built up quite a reputation. All the dolphins at the institute are trained to hold onto any litter that falls into their pools until they see a trainer, when they can trade the litter for fish. In this way, the dolphins help to keep their pools clean.
Kelly has taken this task one step further. When people drop paper into the water she hides it under a rock at the bottom of the pool. The next time a trainer passes, she goes down to the rock and tears off a piece of paper to give to the trainer. After a fish reward, she goes back down, tears off another piece of paper, gets another fish, and so on. This behaviour is interesting because it shows that Kelly has a sense of the future and delays gratification. She has realised that a big piece of paper gets the same reward as a small piece and so delivers only small pieces to keep the extra food coming. She has, in effect, trained the humans.
Her cunning has not stopped there. One day, when a gull flew into her pool, she grabbed it, waited for the trainers and then gave it to them. It was a large bird and so the trainers gave her lots of fish. This seemed to give Kelly a new idea. The next time she was fed, instead of eating the last fish, she took it to the bottom of the pool and hid it under the rock where she had been hiding the paper. When no trainers were present, she brought the fish to the surface and used it to lure the gulls, which she would catch to get even more fish. After mastering this lucrative strategy, she taught her calf, who taught other calves, and so gull-baiting has become a hot game among the dolphins.
They will walk soon.
At the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies in Mississippi, Kelly the dolphin has built up quite a reputation. All the dolphins at the institute are trained to hold onto any litter that falls into their pools until they see a trainer, when they can trade the litter for fish. In this way, the dolphins help to keep their pools clean.
Kelly has taken this task one step further. When people drop paper into the water she hides it under a rock at the bottom of the pool. The next time a trainer passes, she goes down to the rock and tears off a piece of paper to give to the trainer. After a fish reward, she goes back down, tears off another piece of paper, gets another fish, and so on. This behaviour is interesting because it shows that Kelly has a sense of the future and delays gratification. She has realised that a big piece of paper gets the same reward as a small piece and so delivers only small pieces to keep the extra food coming. She has, in effect, trained the humans.
Her cunning has not stopped there. One day, when a gull flew into her pool, she grabbed it, waited for the trainers and then gave it to them. It was a large bird and so the trainers gave her lots of fish. This seemed to give Kelly a new idea. The next time she was fed, instead of eating the last fish, she took it to the bottom of the pool and hid it under the rock where she had been hiding the paper. When no trainers were present, she brought the fish to the surface and used it to lure the gulls, which she would catch to get even more fish. After mastering this lucrative strategy, she taught her calf, who taught other calves, and so gull-baiting has become a hot game among the dolphins.
They will walk soon.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
You've seen this right
This just made my day:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Read all the comments, keep going I am on page 6
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Read all the comments, keep going I am on page 6
Monday, November 10, 2008
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Election Prediction
Its easy for me to see who will win the election, this is a solid way for last 30 years.
http://www.amazon.com/Put-Your-Party-on-Your-Face/meters/A2JPIXA6Y3NESG/
Monday, October 27, 2008
Rap for your tech support woes
Yep! Can answer your question … and it goes a little something like this. …
*queue up the beat*
Yo my name is ben and I’m hear to say
Dell GX620s glitch in a funky way
Each motherboard has a battery
That dies prematurely, as you can see
It’s a CR twenty thirty two
It tells correct time, for the computer and you
But when hooked up to a Domain Controlla’
Yo’ computa don’t need it
Cuz’ yo computa’z a soldier
A soldier in an enterprise domain
Don’t need that system battery – in any way or shape
So yeah our system batteries are a bit defective
But no need to call any cops or undercover detectives
That battery ain’t really doin’ any real good
When it comes to our judges, keepin gangs out da’ hood
So I know its a glitch; bit of a problem for rebootin’ & usin’
But it does no harm, aside from causin’ confusion
So Just remember whenever ya see the Strike F-one or F-two
Strike F1 to boot, and you’ll be on the net cruisin’
Word.
copyright ben g. 2008 - copy this and die.
*queue up the beat*
Yo my name is ben and I’m hear to say
Dell GX620s glitch in a funky way
Each motherboard has a battery
That dies prematurely, as you can see
It’s a CR twenty thirty two
It tells correct time, for the computer and you
But when hooked up to a Domain Controlla’
Yo’ computa don’t need it
Cuz’ yo computa’z a soldier
A soldier in an enterprise domain
Don’t need that system battery – in any way or shape
So yeah our system batteries are a bit defective
But no need to call any cops or undercover detectives
That battery ain’t really doin’ any real good
When it comes to our judges, keepin gangs out da’ hood
So I know its a glitch; bit of a problem for rebootin’ & usin’
But it does no harm, aside from causin’ confusion
So Just remember whenever ya see the Strike F-one or F-two
Strike F1 to boot, and you’ll be on the net cruisin’
Word.
copyright ben g. 2008 - copy this and die.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
OWA on Exchange 2007 kinda powerful
So I am extending my 'show this many items option' on my exchange 2007 owa, look what I find under 'Mobile Devices'
You can wipe your data from your device with OWA, sounds dangerous. I wonder if i was scripting whore how many pda's I could wipe with some well written code.
You can wipe your data from your device with OWA, sounds dangerous. I wonder if i was scripting whore how many pda's I could wipe with some well written code.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Yo Mama - Election Style
# Yo mama so fat, she authorized a $700 billion bailout of Dairy Queen.
# yo mama so fat, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal.
# Yo mama so fat, her other biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's.
# Yo mama so fat, the only Supreme Court verdict she wants to overturn is HomeTown Buffet v. Yo Mama.
# Yo mama so fat, she thinks sub-prime is a steak cut.
# Yo mama so fat, McCain refers to her as "Those Ones."
# Your mama so fat, when they asked which menus she reads, she said "You know, all of 'em."
# Yo mama's so ugly, Obama said "You can put lipstick on a pig and it would look a lot like yo mama on dollar margarita night."
# you moms so fat ACORN registered her to vote *three* times.
# Yo moms so fat Russia can see her from *their* house.
# Yo mama such a ho, the tab for the federal bailout plan is "700 billion dollars, plus fifty cents to have sex with yo mama."
# your mama so stupid she tried to arrange the genres on her iPod to put Country First.
# yo mama so fat McCain gives patronizing air quotes when he talks about the "health of yo mama"
# yo mama so fat, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal.
# Yo mama so fat, her other biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's.
# Yo mama so fat, the only Supreme Court verdict she wants to overturn is HomeTown Buffet v. Yo Mama.
# Yo mama so fat, she thinks sub-prime is a steak cut.
# Yo mama so fat, McCain refers to her as "Those Ones."
# Your mama so fat, when they asked which menus she reads, she said "You know, all of 'em."
# Yo mama's so ugly, Obama said "You can put lipstick on a pig and it would look a lot like yo mama on dollar margarita night."
# you moms so fat ACORN registered her to vote *three* times.
# Yo moms so fat Russia can see her from *their* house.
# Yo mama such a ho, the tab for the federal bailout plan is "700 billion dollars, plus fifty cents to have sex with yo mama."
# your mama so stupid she tried to arrange the genres on her iPod to put Country First.
# yo mama so fat McCain gives patronizing air quotes when he talks about the "health of yo mama"
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Fixing A Corrupt Exchange Database
Just Book mark this page, you will need it eventually.
http://www.mike-tech.com/article.php?gif=exchange2k3&article=304
http://www.mike-tech.com/article.php?gif=exchange2k3&article=304
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
The Stranger!
Story is pretty awesome, but this time he did not have to sit on his hand to get that special feeling.
Link
up up down down left right obama obama start select
So obama just entered your video games.
Link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,437763,00.html
Quote from article ""The McCain campaign will respond by buying ads at Pong consoles nationwide," joked one on the car blog Jalopnik."
Sunday, October 12, 2008
If I was single and played wow
Seriously?
Guy plays 36 wow accounts at one time
http://www.ripten.com/2008/10/10/wow-whore-has-36-accounts-raids-by-himself/
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Porn Stars dont look this good
Honestly the sexiest I have seen one of my friends in a long time. I all I can say is if you meet him in person, dont look him in the eyes...
Friday, October 3, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Speedtest
Well it seems that i do not have the biggest bandwidth epeen.
It seems that the highest HOME account is here:
Then the largest BUSINESS Speed is here.
It seems that the highest HOME account is here:
Then the largest BUSINESS Speed is here.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Safe for Work
This is a pretty hillarious video of safe for work pr0n. I would not watch this at work, but damn its funny
Someone need to make a phone call?
Someone need to make a phone call?
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Please think about the children
Mrs. TEACHER,
Good afternoon. I wanted to write to you to find out where STUDENT can park her car. Since STUDENT has been late due to my fault, having to get my two year old and her both up and dressed and out the door on time, I haven’t been doing this very well. I have decided that it would be much easier if STUDENT drove herself.
She does well on getting herself up on her own in the morning and getting ready, the real missing link is me and my ability to get out the door on time; so I figured the best solution would be to have her drive herself. I prefer she park the car in the front as it will be make it easier for her to drive since traffic moves at a crawl in the front of the school, I usually find myself in the line to turn in for about ten to fifteen minutes on some mornings, with traffic never reaching over about 2mph – this will make it really easy for her. If she can’t park in the front – is the back available?
Also I know most kids put a key around their neck for getting into the house and things like that but our car has a remote unlock and lock and it might be a little heavy for a necklace, do you have a peg she can hang the keys on when she gets to class?
What I want to avoid is her being punished again for my inabilities. I am really glad that other city employees don’t follow your logic in punishing my kid for my actions. I once received a speeding ticket, it’s a good thing I didn’t have to send Hayley to work to pay for a ticket that was my fault. I really haven’t heard of a teacher punishing a student for their parent’s actions since I studied history in undergrad, or heard rumors of the good ole’ boy network in which teachers tend to punish students when they don’t like their parents.
If my memory serves me correctly I think I appear in court if my kid is late too many times or absent, that is usually how they punish parents, is it not sufficient anymore? Please let me know what you would like me to do, I think I will skip the cookies after dinner tonight to punish myself for her being late today. I just ask next time you tell my child to sit out from snack, as it’s a privilege you call and let me know too, I’ll stop what I’m doing and join in with her.
Also, spare me the laundry list of why getting to school every day and being on time is important, I’m having to count up the money she made in a fundraiser so I won’t have a lot of time to read it, no doubt I’m sure she was told about it somewhere in the seven hours she was in school, subverting important things like math and reading, but I’ll make sure she’s there on time tomorrow.
Thanks,
Parent
Good afternoon. I wanted to write to you to find out where STUDENT can park her car. Since STUDENT has been late due to my fault, having to get my two year old and her both up and dressed and out the door on time, I haven’t been doing this very well. I have decided that it would be much easier if STUDENT drove herself.
She does well on getting herself up on her own in the morning and getting ready, the real missing link is me and my ability to get out the door on time; so I figured the best solution would be to have her drive herself. I prefer she park the car in the front as it will be make it easier for her to drive since traffic moves at a crawl in the front of the school, I usually find myself in the line to turn in for about ten to fifteen minutes on some mornings, with traffic never reaching over about 2mph – this will make it really easy for her. If she can’t park in the front – is the back available?
Also I know most kids put a key around their neck for getting into the house and things like that but our car has a remote unlock and lock and it might be a little heavy for a necklace, do you have a peg she can hang the keys on when she gets to class?
What I want to avoid is her being punished again for my inabilities. I am really glad that other city employees don’t follow your logic in punishing my kid for my actions. I once received a speeding ticket, it’s a good thing I didn’t have to send Hayley to work to pay for a ticket that was my fault. I really haven’t heard of a teacher punishing a student for their parent’s actions since I studied history in undergrad, or heard rumors of the good ole’ boy network in which teachers tend to punish students when they don’t like their parents.
If my memory serves me correctly I think I appear in court if my kid is late too many times or absent, that is usually how they punish parents, is it not sufficient anymore? Please let me know what you would like me to do, I think I will skip the cookies after dinner tonight to punish myself for her being late today. I just ask next time you tell my child to sit out from snack, as it’s a privilege you call and let me know too, I’ll stop what I’m doing and join in with her.
Also, spare me the laundry list of why getting to school every day and being on time is important, I’m having to count up the money she made in a fundraiser so I won’t have a lot of time to read it, no doubt I’m sure she was told about it somewhere in the seven hours she was in school, subverting important things like math and reading, but I’ll make sure she’s there on time tomorrow.
Thanks,
Parent
404 - you win!
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http://slonky.com/404
http://iamww.com/404
http://www.jhuskisson.com/404
http://lumino.us/404
http://bluevertigo.com.ar/error_404.html
http://suspendedanimations.com/404
http://tysontate.com/404/
http://www.nextwaveperformance.com/404
Summary
http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2007/08/17/404-error-pages-reloaded/
http://slonky.com/404
http://iamww.com/404
http://www.jhuskisson.com/404
http://lumino.us/404
http://bluevertigo.com.ar/error_404.html
http://suspendedanimations.com/404
http://tysontate.com/404/
http://www.nextwaveperformance.com/404
Summary
http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2007/08/17/404-error-pages-reloaded/
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
superficial - i read it for the articles
Proof:
Jenna Jameson is definitely doing her best Angelina Jolie impersonation, according to sources for Perez Hilton:
"They're having twins," a friend of the superstar tells us. "Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!"
This, of course, answers "Nope" to the age old question: Can Jenna Jameson do anything without getting double teamed?
Jenna Jameson is definitely doing her best Angelina Jolie impersonation, according to sources for Perez Hilton:
"They're having twins," a friend of the superstar tells us. "Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!"
This, of course, answers "Nope" to the age old question: Can Jenna Jameson do anything without getting double teamed?
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
This is why ford is a failure
http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/08_37/b4099060491065.htm
They have a 65Mpg car but are not selling it in the us, go figure.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Get the hell out of Houston
If you wanna stay at my place let me know.
http://www.weather.com/maps/news/atlstorm9/projectedpath_large.html?from=hp_main_maps
http://www.weather.com/maps/news/atlstorm9/projectedpath_large.html?from=hp_main_maps
Defcon Videos
Brenno De Winter - Ticket to Trouble
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_dewinter_tickettotrouble/dc16_dewinter_tickettotrouble_full.mov
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_dewinter_tickettotrouble/dc16_dewinter_tickettotrouble.m4v
Dan Kaminsky - DNS Goodness
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_kaminsky/dc16_kaminsky_cache_full.mov
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_kaminsky/dc16_kaminsky_cache.m4v
Anton Kapela and Alex Pilosov - Stealing the Internet
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_kapela-pilosov_stealing/dc16_kapela-pilosov_full.mov
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_kapela-pilosov_stealing/dc16_kapela-pilosov.m4v
Mike Perry - 365 Day: Active HTTPS Cookie Hijacking
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_perry_TOR/dc16_perrry_TOR_full.mov
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_perry_TOR/dc16_perrry_TOR.m4v
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_dewinter_tickettotrouble/dc16_dewinter_tickettotrouble_full.mov
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_dewinter_tickettotrouble/dc16_dewinter_tickettotrouble.m4v
Dan Kaminsky - DNS Goodness
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_kaminsky/dc16_kaminsky_cache_full.mov
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_kaminsky/dc16_kaminsky_cache.m4v
Anton Kapela and Alex Pilosov - Stealing the Internet
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_kapela-pilosov_stealing/dc16_kapela-pilosov_full.mov
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_kapela-pilosov_stealing/dc16_kapela-pilosov.m4v
Mike Perry - 365 Day: Active HTTPS Cookie Hijacking
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_perry_TOR/dc16_perrry_TOR_full.mov
media.defcon.org/dc-16/video/dc16_perry_TOR/dc16_perrry_TOR.m4v
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Hopps in beer
[22:05] kari: wow, did you know that hopps is actually related to the canibus plant?
[22:06] me: no but that makes me happy
[22:06] me: no but that makes me happy
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Lunch Coupon
<----One free lunch coupon---->
***Disclaimer
Free lunch coupon is a trademark of jewish star enterprises, such that specify mutually-agreed and privately-arranged terms and conditions as part of a contract; or may specify warnings or expectations to the general public (or some other class of persons) in order to fulfill a duty of care owed to prevent unreasonable risk of harm or injury. Can not be used at any locations with these words or letter combinations in the title hence forth but is not limited to: hoovers, fogo, de, chao, raoring, donalds, bennigans, king. This is not valid with any other coupons such as 50c coupons, free sodas, beer for computer work campaign of 2007. Not valid in the following states: Nevada and South Dakota. Not safe with animals, not tested on rabbits, maybe some chickens. Please be advised this coupons has no cash value and can not be redeemed for much more than two chicken sandwiches. Patent pending #45681337.289A-Rev C. 2008 JBW
***Disclaimer
Free lunch coupon is a trademark of jewish star enterprises, such that specify mutually-agreed and privately-arranged terms and conditions as part of a contract; or may specify warnings or expectations to the general public (or some other class of persons) in order to fulfill a duty of care owed to prevent unreasonable risk of harm or injury. Can not be used at any locations with these words or letter combinations in the title hence forth but is not limited to: hoovers, fogo, de, chao, raoring, donalds, bennigans, king. This is not valid with any other coupons such as 50c coupons, free sodas, beer for computer work campaign of 2007. Not valid in the following states: Nevada and South Dakota. Not safe with animals, not tested on rabbits, maybe some chickens. Please be advised this coupons has no cash value and can not be redeemed for much more than two chicken sandwiches. Patent pending #45681337.289A-Rev C. 2008 JBW
Monday, August 25, 2008
Defcon Material
Since I was busy rollerblading during defcon. I found the material via the defcon website for me to catchup on
https://www.defcon.org/html/links/defcon-media-archives.html
https://www.defcon.org/html/links/defcon-media-archives.html
Thursday, August 21, 2008
caffine
So I realize that I sleep better and can get up on time when I have caffine the night before.... As most computer workers do their server updates, reboots, and so on at night generally I take on a 44oz soda during those times to help fuel my go time. Well I have been low on the caffine intake and having trouble waking in the mornings.
Well last night I got a soda, and this morning up on time, 6:30am shower and out the door by 7:15. Seems odd to me, but I guess I do need it just to be normal seems strange.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
times they are a changing
I hate to read articles like this, but another depressing note:
Arrested for protesting because important people are around, sounds like china
Arrested for protesting because important people are around, sounds like china
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
hot ass chicks man
People (you know who you are) say that motorcycles bring out the hot chics. Check out the hot gut laying over the tank on this one.
Had to post it.
M$ no longer hates VM as much
New licensing rules from M$ lets you transfer your servers between hardare (vmotion xenmotion) legitly! Not like any of us cared.
Brian Madden(my current citrix reading website) has an article about it for your read.
<3 linkola
Brian Madden(my current citrix reading website) has an article about it for your read.
<3 linkola
fantasy football
So i think we can start a fantasy league. I want you to
all stop being f* and lets play some real fantasy football.
However I have never played nor know where to start.
so if your not rollerblading this season, and think that jet farve is
going to die before end of the season, lets get it started.
If you want to play email me or post a comment.
all stop being f* and lets play some real fantasy football.
However I have never played nor know where to start.
so if your not rollerblading this season, and think that jet farve is
going to die before end of the season, lets get it started.
If you want to play email me or post a comment.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
More Proof
I always thought that this guy's title was accurate, but now its sealed:
ROLLERBLADING - MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
ROLLERBLADING - MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
Friday, August 15, 2008
Internet Video Timeline
Want to waste a bunch of time? here is a timeline of internet phenonmenon... With zoom options, dont forget to zoom or you will be just another idiot.
linkola
linkola
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Captcha for phonics
So as I sit in 5'oclock traffic. I listen to the NPR station and do it as a cool down for my day. Generally I hear things slightly interesting (when it does not have to do with war, gas, and bitches) such as digitize texts
So basically you use a captcha system to authenticate you are not a computer. Well what happens is there is a pretty big effort to digitize/ocr/get shit on a computer from news papers/texts/yayda/another-slash-word. Well some genius or guy who smokes pot, came up with an idea that using text that can not be ocr as your captcha. I am like holy shit, what a great idea. Looks like the dot of slash picks it up a few hours later, so its post worthy. linkola.
Problems: 1. The do it in word combos meaning two words randomly selected and put together so you get unusual phrases such as 'pink leg' or my favorite 'hot log' you get the idea.
2. Some words people can not understand either.
People spend about 50 million hours a (unit of time) doing captchas, i am curious where else you could do applied cognition. Post comments if you got idea (ie your health gym is a power plant, no thx neo).
So basically you use a captcha system to authenticate you are not a computer. Well what happens is there is a pretty big effort to digitize/ocr/get shit on a computer from news papers/texts/yayda/another-slash-word. Well some genius or guy who smokes pot, came up with an idea that using text that can not be ocr as your captcha. I am like holy shit, what a great idea. Looks like the dot of slash picks it up a few hours later, so its post worthy. linkola.
Problems: 1. The do it in word combos meaning two words randomly selected and put together so you get unusual phrases such as 'pink leg' or my favorite 'hot log' you get the idea.
2. Some words people can not understand either.
People spend about 50 million hours a (unit of time) doing captchas, i am curious where else you could do applied cognition. Post comments if you got idea (ie your health gym is a power plant, no thx neo).
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Wiring diagram
Found this german/russian/(language that i dont know) site that seems to have wiring diagrams for some fairly resonably motorcycle models.
My brother just gave me this GS450 that was in a field for a year. I can not really tell why it will not light up, but I am getting the idea that is screwed.
I am trying to track down the problem via the wiring. Which i have no idea how to do and expect absolutley no success but its better than sitting inside all day.
Linkola
Monday, August 11, 2008
Never going to give you up.
When someone sends you an email about rick roll you generally say delete that shit or you play it, because you love the song so much cuz you listen to it while rollerblading. This my friend takes it to the next level.
iPhone SMTP
so you do not have to search the internet, the smtp server for your iPhone is:
cwmx.com
that is all.
cwmx.com
that is all.
Phrase that pays
So during a discussion with my associate, he says to me...
" then I realize there are pieces of metal in the scab "
and he continues on in his conversation about china loving led and so on. I then realize that off all the years in my life, I have never heard those words arranged in that manner.
Is odd to say that normal conversation would bring up something so plain, but be so foreign. Twitter is the devil.
" then I realize there are pieces of metal in the scab "
and he continues on in his conversation about china loving led and so on. I then realize that off all the years in my life, I have never heard those words arranged in that manner.
Is odd to say that normal conversation would bring up something so plain, but be so foreign. Twitter is the devil.
Bernie Mack
In the light of bernie mack dieing. I am deeply sadden. One of the comics that I enjoyed and relished listening too. I am pretty sure that I have not heard all of his standup and seem to think that I was just going to get another 20 years of bernie was a mistake on my part. His style and ability to put things into an ....
I miss him, wasted time.
(other black folk miss him)
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Geocities
So I remember why I did not like blogs, myspace, facebook and so on.
Does anyone remember geocities? Horrible websites by people who thought they needed a website. I guess I am the only one that caught the first small wave of this.
Now be it that no one had a friend link or a little square to put over someone's face, but irc was there for all that. (not #3x either).
I have decided to put the picture logo for this blog as the old geocities logo that i found. I hope everyone can enjoy it and remember really bad webpages as they look at another one.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Boot Liquor
This may be the greatest playlist/internet radio/kick ass radio on the internet.
after listening to countless hours on sumafm, this one takes the cake Please enjoy this:
Boot Liquor
after listening to countless hours on sumafm, this one takes the cake Please enjoy this:
Boot Liquor
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
old age i guess
i read dan's article on the dns stuff, i go to the defcon website and see the events that are coming. I see emails from friends, things I have missed. My birthday is a day passed but a mark that I am losing some free will.
I hate the idea that i can not do what I want, and things have to be approved. I am curious if i am upset because I feel the tick of age go by or just the situation of my life. Why am i so complacent but do not want to do anything about my situation.
i miss you cd, and sorry i will miss your bd.
<3
I hate the idea that i can not do what I want, and things have to be approved. I am curious if i am upset because I feel the tick of age go by or just the situation of my life. Why am i so complacent but do not want to do anything about my situation.
i miss you cd, and sorry i will miss your bd.
<3
How to break a computer
I have just had a confirmed report by the data of the core that this will break your computer
28gb of temp files
please be advised:
28gb of temp files
please be advised:
Yep
I not saying I would vote for her, but it is a pretty nice lash back.
Paris Hilton has sex with john mccain
Paris Hilton has sex with john mccain
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Friday, August 1, 2008
Swim
Went to the gym last night, 17 laps. Good start new cheapo goggles workign better since i realized i need to jab them into my eyes first to seal out the water
gym weight 256 - still a fatty
gym weight 256 - still a fatty
Lunch
So I am telling someone about my musical choices and i tell them all i listen to is internet raido, and i really have no desire to download music. I just need sound as a back ground noise.
They then inform me that means I am complacent. Maybe the fact that I do not care about my current music, or music in general has some reflection of my personal life.
The funny thing is I did not disagree. Kinda made sense, but then she start playing music with a didgredoo and realized i had nothing to worry about.
8bit people rock the outhouse
www.8bitpeoples.com
They then inform me that means I am complacent. Maybe the fact that I do not care about my current music, or music in general has some reflection of my personal life.
The funny thing is I did not disagree. Kinda made sense, but then she start playing music with a didgredoo and realized i had nothing to worry about.
8bit people rock the outhouse
www.8bitpeoples.com
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Learn to play Piano
So the infamous JR informs me that you can learn to play the piano from youtube. While i gawked at the idea originally, this may be the greatest step ever towards getting laid.
Think of it if you can whip out madd piano skillz at the keys may help out a lot of things. Also look at it like spanish, if you can speak it, its really helpful in a tight situation. Probably could get along without but with it you are a formitable opponnent.
Links to songs:
How to save a life
Halloween Theme
Requim for a Dream
Think of it if you can whip out madd piano skillz at the keys may help out a lot of things. Also look at it like spanish, if you can speak it, its really helpful in a tight situation. Probably could get along without but with it you are a formitable opponnent.
Links to songs:
How to save a life
Halloween Theme
Requim for a Dream
Battle Cries
Incase you need more reasons to validating stupid decisions, maybe some battle cries will help you go further and do more... what does not kill you only makes you stronger... you get the idea
wired had an article on the subject, pretty impressive.
Examples:
- 1. "This is where we fight! This is where they die!"
—King Leonidas
In 300, the king of Sparta uses this catchy jingle to rally his troops against the Persians. It scores big points for clarity, but it really gets a boost when 300 Spartans shout "HA-OOH!" in response.
- 2. "Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?"
—Sergeant Major Daniel Daly
Besieged and outnumbered at the 1918 Battle of Belleau Wood, Daly egged on his men with a rhetorical question — and it actually worked. So well that Johnny Rico reused the line in Starship Troopers.
Half Blood Prince
So I am one of those people that read the harry potter books, k now that thats out of the way. The new movie is on its way out.
Trailer:
Yahoo Trailer
Trailer:
Yahoo Trailer
Tron 2 wtf?
Thats right if your looking for a guy dressed in a tron suit, sorda over weight, this is it.
on the dl, this is real trailers and info
Tron 2
on the dl, this is real trailers and info
Tron 2
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Swiming
So I started swimming today. I went to wal-mart and bought some goggles because that is really what I had been waiting on. I was waiting on the biofuse hydra-comfort but no one really sells them intown, so instead of waiting on myself to get fatter. I bought the 12 dollar goggles (ironman) from wally world. They are functional, I will probably use them till they fall apart. Gym weight today 258 wow i am a fatty
Biofuse Link:
http://www.highpointswim.com/?p=product&pid=1462
What I bought:
-so shitty they do not have a webpage apparently
Biofuse Link:
http://www.highpointswim.com/?p=product&pid=1462
What I bought:
-so shitty they do not have a webpage apparently
Rollerblading
Whats the worst part about roller blading, of course telling your parents you gay.
Explanation:
http://www.break.com/index/the-hardest-part-of-rollerblading.html
Explanation:
http://www.break.com/index/the-hardest-part-of-rollerblading.html
Kernel Panic
So when your ESX or Linux or apple os x crashes and burn, they call it a kernel panic.
I think thats just as awesome as bsod, which implies death.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernel_panic
WW Addition:
http://www.index-site.com/kernelpanic10.jpg
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture
anglophobia = success for a man on the street
I have always said I hate white people, well there is a scientific name for it. I am proud of the sceince folk to help me out in my understanding.
I have always said I hate white people, well there is a scientific name for it. I am proud of the sceince folk to help me out in my understanding.
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