do not know why that is funny

Merry Christmas

Recognize the guy on the left? Hey may have shot his eye out...

inspirational shit

america

carrie prejean sex tape

http://www.nerdcore.de/wp/2009/10/06/loading%E2%80%A6/

Finally destroyed that hooka

Source: www.getonmyhorse.com
The best flash video on the net. GET ON MY HORSE.

kinda hot

who knew

when country bear programing took scientists

I thought this photo was ridiculous

David Lee Roth, The Beastie Boys and Sean Penn.

Greatest email ever.

-----Original Message-----
From: P
Sent: Friday, September 25, 2009 3:58 PM
To: J
Cc: J
Subject: Regarding lifetime warranty

I too am confused by the idea of a lifetime warranty. The idea that this endless cycle of birth, suffering, rebirth can somehow be subdivided into discrete intervals we choose to term "lifetimes" is fallacious at best. However, much as Zeno's arrow does eventually hit it's target, we too press onwards even with the faulty maps and uncertain paths we are forced to rely on. There are times when an examined life is one's best choice and contemplation brings the answers one seeks. This is not one of those times.

Working with what we know, our best estimate as to the effective length of Netgear's lifetime warranty is 12.1 years. This estimate takes into account the path that Netgear as a corporate entity will most likely take going forward as well as the never ceasing march of technology into the horizon of obsolescence. This estimate has a margin of error of +/- 12.1 years and it may turn out that the warranty actually expires prior to purchase. This is highly unlikely but due diligence requires that you be made aware of this possible outcome.

I hope this has been helpful to you in guiding your decision. Please be sure to read our white paper in time for the Christmas holidays: Tyrannies of Choice in Mobile Communications Device Selection aka Buy the Fucking iPhone.

P

Digital servant to the housewives of the wealthy

behind these walls live king kong

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/13284749

pretty damn accurate, att predicts the future

I need some of these

for action

dont trip

Metal!

Names these pixels

up up down down eff that dog

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master of disguise

what google?

grillin

He was here!

Yo

wo this is good one

Slashdot

This may be the best thing i have read on /. in a while
Hugh Pickens writes "The Business Software Alliance (BSA) is a trade group established in 1988 representing a number of the world's largest software makers whose principal activity is trying to stop copyright infringement of software produced by its members, performing roughly the same function for the software industry that the RIAA performs for the music industry. Yet, as Bill Patry, author of a 7-volume treatise on US copyright law and currently Senior Copyright Counsel at Google, notes on his blog the BSA is a 'far less unpopular organization' than the RIAA because there are three key differences between the BSA's campaigns and the RIAA's. First, BSA's members have always offered their products for sale to the public, through any channel that wants to sell them. Second, BSA's members are consumer-oriented; they try to develop products that respond to consumers' needs, and not, the reverse: focusing on what they want to sell to consumers. Third, because consumers can easily purchase BSA's members products, those who copy without paying are simply scofflaws. 'I think the fact that the public does not object to BSA's campaign proves my point [that]... people do not want things for free; they are willing to pay for them,' writes Patry. 'It should not be surprising that when consumers are not treated with respect, they react negatively. That's something the software industry learned long ago, and that's why people don't object to the BSA's enforcement campaign.'"

Yes sir

c'mon on man

grand canyon steping into

Thats me at the grand canyon trying to jump

But then i thought about it, and said I have not had enough beer. My kids would probably miss me too.

take a dump

black

red lasers

some of these just get me

Made of Fail

There I fixed it entry

So I am headed out for a night on the town and my flip flops try to sabatoge me!

I decide no sir I will not be stopped. I decide its time to call on my old friend Mr Duct Tape. Yes sir, I tapped that strap back into place and danced my booty off all night.

The previous week when the strap originally came out, I fixed it with electrical tape.

Man I luv my reef's

Vegas Here we come - Entry for Hacker Jeopardy

Team Name: Cool Arrows
Captain: crackhead
Member1: coredata
Member2: Telwink
Member3: Big Nasty
Other Members TBD.

31337 = Taking down approximatley 24 beers in less than a 4 hour
period, multiply that by the amount of team members, multiply that by
no one else can drink like people from texas do and that my friends
YOU NOW HAVE THE CHAMPS of hacker jeopardy. If I understand the rules
correctly you score points based on the amount of beverages you
consume during rounds and maybe answer some questions correctly.

Cool Arrows translated correctly (culoeros=assholes in spanish) which
makes are team name the best ever created.

You know the dos equis guy that is on tv all the time "stay thirsty my
friend" we kicked his ass off our team for taking it easy.

Whiskey!

Hustling

HE Swallowed it