Joe Dirt says it best

Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

Farside Re-Enactment

http://www.flickr.com/groups/farside/pool/

A whole bunch on the pool, Some are pretty funny.

UnForgivable Training

Its gone, all of it

Wii

Whats amazing if you watch. I think he rolling a perfect game.

MR T next showing

Speed walking! what?

Mr T is back in business

Greatest Mr T add EVER!

No Idea what they are selling

No clue whats for sale here, but is awesome. NSFW

Link:

Warcraft post

Click the Link

Long Video about ants

Probably the most awesome video about ants ever. I would watch it on your lunch break.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQERRbU23bU

Not safe for four year olds, or work

See more non-links in my embed.

What did I just watch?

Merry Christmas

In my pants

NSFW, pretty funny though. Good beat.

Had to post it

What about...

You have to listen to all of this....
(nsfw-lyrics)

Self Portrait

Just wanted to give an updated pic of myself.